Commas

Commas are so underappreciated. They help shape our sentences, so that we don't make hilarious, yet terrible mistakes. Commas can not only help sentences, the can do irrevocably damage, so be careful, and do not underestimate the power of the comma They can even save lives. I have taken the liberty of putting a few down below, some are my own, and some are from the internet. Enjoy, and laugh a little.

Most of the time, travelers worry about their luggage.
Most of the time travelers worry about their luggage.

Stop clubbing baby seals!
Stop clubbing, baby seals!

Let's eat grandpa!
Let's eat, grandpa!

Unable to eat diarrhea
Unable to eat, diarrhea

The criminal said the judge was an idiot.
The criminal, said the judge, was an idiot.

Slow, animal crossing.
Slow animal crossing.

I love cooking kids!
I love cooking, kids

Go eat my child.
Go eat, my child.

Slow children at play.
Slow, children at play.

As you can see, commas are powerful. Dangerously so, and commas aren't the only ones, periods question marks, and exclamation points are as well. So be careful, and the next time you feel like forgetting your punctuation, think twice.