DO NOT READ THIS POST! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DON'T READ IT!

Ok, since you've obviously disobeyed my above request you may as well read this post, because by now you're already almost all the way to the end of the second line. The real title of this post should have been reverse psychology, but I thought this might be a little more intriguing.

Most people have, at one point in their life, used reverse psychology on someone. That someone was probably younger than you, and you wanted them to do something for you or stop doing something. This tactic doesn't normally work on older people, who are more experienced in the use of reverse psychology, and know when to just not listen. Then of course there are the people who say, "listen to me, and the subject of this command must choose whether to ignore them, and therefore listen to reverse psychology, or obey the command. What should you do when caught in this situation? Well listen to me of course, and jump up and down on the spot until you fall asleep from exhaustion.